break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
