i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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