Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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