I've blown a few things in my day
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
