As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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