I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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