If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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