I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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