He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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