My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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