Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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