using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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