You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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