can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
