please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It was confusing and full of hummus
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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