Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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