Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Of course I have a pirate flag
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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