Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
