i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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