i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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