I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
