well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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