More tranny stories later!
just tell him i said nine months
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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