are you still at the devil's house?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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