god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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