she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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