did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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