I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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