butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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