I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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