Pappa wants mamma naked
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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