real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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