Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dignity is for republicans.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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