She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
high people should be assigned attendants
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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