i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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