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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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