found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just want to make out with him forever
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