I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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