Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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