Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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