my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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