butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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