I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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