I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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