butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
There's even glitter on my cock...
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