he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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