return my video game
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Life is so much better after having sex.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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