i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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