Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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