I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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