man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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