Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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