Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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