Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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