Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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