just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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