i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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